Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when theyre hot and thirsty?
A. Ghoul-Aid
Q. What's the mummie's favorite kind of music?
A. Wrap
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
A. I-Scream
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates
Q. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A. 'Cause it raises their spirits
Q. How did the ghost say good-bye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!
Q. Who was the most famous french skeleton?
A. Napoleon Bone-apart
Q. Why does the cemetery have a fence aroun it?
A. 'Cause people were dying to get in
Q. What did the mother ghost said to her kids?
A. Fasten your sheetbelts
Q. What did the vampire say when he finished reading these jokes?
A. They suck!
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
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3 comments:
I Agree!..They Suck!
You laughed...i know you did!
Well I did..I mena...it's not like I didn't tell you where the jokes were...BUT--you can't deny it..THEY SUCK!
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